Nigger of the Week

I love my black people. I do. And I love being black. But there are some of us, ok... a LOT of us out there, who just aren't doing the right thing. Who are in fact, niggers. And it's disgusting. So the nigger of this week isn't a person, no. It's BET. Specifically Take the Cake and Baldwin Hills, but BET as a whole.


Ummm, have we no imagination. Like wtf was BET thinking?!? Ghetto ass shows. Toccarra acting like some hoodrat chickenhead from 125th and Lenox, with "hard" word problems like:

haelmic sonjack

"He's a huge pop star, who's accused of sleeping with little boys.... who can it be???? We'll give you 200 dollars if you figure it out! Uh-huh girl yup 200 dollars. I kno you can get you some new shoes, a purse, get your hair did uh huh that's what I'd do."

Like shut the fuck up. So ignorant. I have a word for them:

caedtuoni

HINT: It's something BET needs ANSWER: Education

Then we have these bourgeois ass black kids who live in great neighborhoods, who can be doing so much with their lives, but gotta keep it "real" and act like little niggers. Then they got the one real "hood" girl. Yea hood but living in a condo in LA. Okay. Just cuz you make 340 thou a year instead of 350 doesn't make you a peasant. I mean just look at the photo. Why do they look like that? I'm getting mad as I type.

So I'm gonna need BET to stop ripping off shows from MTV and 2am shows from the CW and UPN. What they need to rip off is Reading Rainbow so that these little negroids out here can learn how to read. But I can already see what they'd do. Instead of the books being like Dr. Suess or Emily Dickinson it'd be the Around the Way Girls "series" and whatever new Zane book is out. Fucking dumasses.

Now Playing: So Far To Go (Feat. D'angelo)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/33748865be9b2c/

Bonus: Drivin' Me Wild (Feat. Lily Allen)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/33749359b00c97/

Both by Common from the album Finding Forever

Beyoncé - Irreemplazable [EP]

OK.. I love Beyoncé, I do. But I don't know who told this bitch she was Dominican. Being all mira mira and shit. What's next, a reggae album... maybe dutch? Idk but I must admit the Get Me Bodied (Remix) is catchy. Don't know what the fuck he saying but I jam to it anyway.



Track List

1. Amor Gitano (featuring Alejandro Fernández)
2. Oye ("Listen" Spanish Version)
3. Irreemplazable ("Irreplaceable" Spanish version)
4. Bello Embustero ("Beautiful Liar" Spanish Version)
5. Beautiful Liar (Remix featuring Shakira)
6. Beautiful Liar (Spanglish Version featuring Sasha a.k.a. Beyoncé)
7. Irreemplazable (Nortena Remix)
8. Get Me Bodied (Timbaland Remix featuring Voltio)
9. Deja Vu (Spanglish Version featuring Jay-Z) [Bonus Track]
10. Ring The Alarm (Spanglish Version) [Bonus Track]


http://www.zshare.net/download/336135512ec759/

NS4Life

Hey hey hey... Welcome to Get Ur Black On..(cred. Jocelyn Gonzalez) the new blog for any and everything I think is right... and wrong. I'm Jemel Asbury (and identity stolen) and I will entertain and anger you on this wonderful blog. Well let's start with what's most important in my life right now.

Ryan Leslie.
And story...

So I'm at my place of employment, Virgin Megastore Union Square, slaving away behind the registers when I look up and who do I see checking out the new release DVDs.... Ryan Leslie. So I rush to throw the change at my customer and I knock down anyone and anything in my way to walk up to him. So I corner him inbetween the two racks and I'm like Oh my frikkin god Ryan Leslie.. I frikkin love you. So he laughs and he's like what's up. And I'm like I have followed your career for the longest like I worship you. Which is true. Some of you 3 readers, like my coworkers, may be like who the hell is Ryan Leslie?!? Well he is an amazing talented producer who jump started the career of Cassie. He has also produced for the likes of Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Danity Kane, New Edition, B5, JoJo, Donell Jones, and more. You may not know who he is now but you will recognize and love his sound. Anyhoo, he's like what do you wanna do with music and I'm like I wanna be a music engineer. So he's like hold on and he makes a phone call on his Blackberry. So I'm standing there shaking, thinking I'm literally gonna pass out and 3 guys, one with a camera, come rolling up by us. So Ryan's like CHATTING with me asking me about my job, how long I've worked there and what's my schedule, etc. And I'm like when are we gonna get an album. He's like the fans have to demand it. So demand! aka me. So one guy, later known as Evan Rogers, hands me a book, which is about Ryan Leslie so right there I'm about 2 die. Then he takes my number and email so that I can come to the studio. So I pull out my phone, like so what I'm at work who gives a shit, fire me, ummm Ryan Leslie. So we exchange info and he makes his purchases. And as he leaves he gives me ANOTHER handshake like omg. So I'm behind my register jumping like a girl about 2 pee on myself. I don't care, there can be a line a mile long I just met Ryan Leslie. My coworkers calling me a groupie... umm kiss my ass, yup, I'm a groupie, a groupie who has Ryan Leslie's number. So best believe I emailed the next day and Evan emailed back that night asking about my experience and credentials...which are slim. But omg I really really want to be down. Like I have followed, worshiped, stalked whatever u wanna call it for ever.. Like what a dream come true it would be. I hope and pray. So with that I'm gonna leave u with the link to his debut album that was shelved for what reason idk cuz it's frikkin amazing. It was supposed to come out in 2005 and it's called Just Right. It's hot.



http://www.zshare.net/download/33601585a98cc8/

http://www.ryanleslie.com/
http://www.ns4life.com/
http://www.nextselection.net/
http://myspace.com/ryanleslie