Don't Get Fresh, Get LAVISH

This will be edited for more detail but 2 give the quik version, Lerone (aka "Lucky", ugh), he talks a lotta shit. He's mad cuz I "ruined his birthday". Kill yourself. I quote George, ahem:

To those it may concern, and you know who u are... Stop hatin' on me and my platoon cuz we does our thang... Stop hatin cuz niggas forgot about ur b-day party and went and got drunk somewhere else while u was at build-a-bear celebratin ur 23 birthday (LOL LMAO my fav line) Like dead ass ya niggas is entertaining, dum tacky, and overall just lame... upgrade ya life style

And this is why George live the true way of life

Kenna

New Sacred Cow
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UAUCK8U7

It's Britney, bitch! Finally...

Well here I have the exclusive Get Your Black On Special Edition of Blackout. As Jive sues me...

Track list

1. Gimme More
2. Piece of Me
3. Radar
4. Break the Ice
5. Heaven on Earth
6. Get Naked (I Got a Plan)
7. Freakshow
8. Toy Soldier
9. Hot as Ice
10. Ooh Ooh Baby
11. Perfect Lover
12. Why Should I Be Sad
13. Get Back
14. Gimme More (Junkie XL Dub)
15. Everybody
16. Outta This World (Japan Bonus)
17. Gimme More (Paul Oakenfold Remix) (Japan Bonus)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F7MNTASH

Gimme a lil more... please

*sigh* Britney, Britney, Britney... I try soooo hard to back you up. I get my hopes up and you just disappoint me. So Britney's Gimme More video is available on iTunes, which means its on YouTube. So I go and look at it, excited for the dance break I kno will come in about 2:02. And what do I see.... NO DANCE BREAK! Like what the hell Britney. You sittin here, half ass twirlin around a pole, tossin you weave, and you think thas supposed 2 attract the audience. NO! I mean the videos not GARBAGE but its not good either. I mean Lindsay Lohan so did a better stripper job in I Know Who Killed Me (also available for free online) So I'm jus pissed Britney. I just want u 2 dance. Like fuck.

Gimme No More

Nigger of the Week

So Im watching the Pre VMA show and I see Lil Mama's ensemble. Or if u wanna call it that... It was horrible. It is some sort of a purple bonnet type of baby dress. Shame it is. And she swears she's cute with the pacifier. That was so like mad years ago. I'm surprised she's not wearing a light up belt. This bitch deserves to die a horrible death. She is officially the Nigger of the Week.

The Train

Everyday spawns a new reason why I hate minorities especially blacks. As I sit on the train, here with no service on the SK3, I thought, why don't I write for my blog. No better time to explain while in the situation. Soo I'm here sitting on the fuckin 4 train that I despise, going to my place of employment, me and 2 other guys sitting comfortably, non thigh to thigh, when this big ass West Indian bitch, of course a nurse cuz they can't do anything else, wants 2 sit between me and a Mexican. Clearly no room I looked and sat as I was. This big bitch huffs and puffs n blows the house down n still squeezes her fat ass into the fuckin space. So as I am moved a foot to my left I am just amazed and here I am now. Like wtf is peoples PROBLEMS? And she's sittin here watching me type; I don't care kiss my fuckin ass I dare her to say anything I'm sayin is false. And then this mexican in front of me can't stand the fuck still so our knees are rubbing together. I'm jus astonished.

Gimme More [EP]

I have so much to talk about. But I'm a little tired so I know I can't give you the spark that I can. But I want to give the world Britney Spears! "Gimme More". Told ya'll she was comin' back. It's Britney bitch!


http://www.zshare.net/download/3422119340ea56/

Track List

1. Gimme More
2. Cold As Ice
3. Desert Me (Baby Boy) [Demo]
4. Sin City (It Feels Nice) [Bonus Track]

Nigger of the Week

I love my black people. I do. And I love being black. But there are some of us, ok... a LOT of us out there, who just aren't doing the right thing. Who are in fact, niggers. And it's disgusting. So the nigger of this week isn't a person, no. It's BET. Specifically Take the Cake and Baldwin Hills, but BET as a whole.


Ummm, have we no imagination. Like wtf was BET thinking?!? Ghetto ass shows. Toccarra acting like some hoodrat chickenhead from 125th and Lenox, with "hard" word problems like:

haelmic sonjack

"He's a huge pop star, who's accused of sleeping with little boys.... who can it be???? We'll give you 200 dollars if you figure it out! Uh-huh girl yup 200 dollars. I kno you can get you some new shoes, a purse, get your hair did uh huh that's what I'd do."

Like shut the fuck up. So ignorant. I have a word for them:

caedtuoni

HINT: It's something BET needs ANSWER: Education

Then we have these bourgeois ass black kids who live in great neighborhoods, who can be doing so much with their lives, but gotta keep it "real" and act like little niggers. Then they got the one real "hood" girl. Yea hood but living in a condo in LA. Okay. Just cuz you make 340 thou a year instead of 350 doesn't make you a peasant. I mean just look at the photo. Why do they look like that? I'm getting mad as I type.

So I'm gonna need BET to stop ripping off shows from MTV and 2am shows from the CW and UPN. What they need to rip off is Reading Rainbow so that these little negroids out here can learn how to read. But I can already see what they'd do. Instead of the books being like Dr. Suess or Emily Dickinson it'd be the Around the Way Girls "series" and whatever new Zane book is out. Fucking dumasses.

Now Playing: So Far To Go (Feat. D'angelo)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/33748865be9b2c/

Bonus: Drivin' Me Wild (Feat. Lily Allen)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/33749359b00c97/

Both by Common from the album Finding Forever

Beyoncé - Irreemplazable [EP]

OK.. I love Beyoncé, I do. But I don't know who told this bitch she was Dominican. Being all mira mira and shit. What's next, a reggae album... maybe dutch? Idk but I must admit the Get Me Bodied (Remix) is catchy. Don't know what the fuck he saying but I jam to it anyway.



Track List

1. Amor Gitano (featuring Alejandro Fernández)
2. Oye ("Listen" Spanish Version)
3. Irreemplazable ("Irreplaceable" Spanish version)
4. Bello Embustero ("Beautiful Liar" Spanish Version)
5. Beautiful Liar (Remix featuring Shakira)
6. Beautiful Liar (Spanglish Version featuring Sasha a.k.a. Beyoncé)
7. Irreemplazable (Nortena Remix)
8. Get Me Bodied (Timbaland Remix featuring Voltio)
9. Deja Vu (Spanglish Version featuring Jay-Z) [Bonus Track]
10. Ring The Alarm (Spanglish Version) [Bonus Track]


http://www.zshare.net/download/336135512ec759/

NS4Life

Hey hey hey... Welcome to Get Ur Black On..(cred. Jocelyn Gonzalez) the new blog for any and everything I think is right... and wrong. I'm Jemel Asbury (and identity stolen) and I will entertain and anger you on this wonderful blog. Well let's start with what's most important in my life right now.

Ryan Leslie.
And story...

So I'm at my place of employment, Virgin Megastore Union Square, slaving away behind the registers when I look up and who do I see checking out the new release DVDs.... Ryan Leslie. So I rush to throw the change at my customer and I knock down anyone and anything in my way to walk up to him. So I corner him inbetween the two racks and I'm like Oh my frikkin god Ryan Leslie.. I frikkin love you. So he laughs and he's like what's up. And I'm like I have followed your career for the longest like I worship you. Which is true. Some of you 3 readers, like my coworkers, may be like who the hell is Ryan Leslie?!? Well he is an amazing talented producer who jump started the career of Cassie. He has also produced for the likes of Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Danity Kane, New Edition, B5, JoJo, Donell Jones, and more. You may not know who he is now but you will recognize and love his sound. Anyhoo, he's like what do you wanna do with music and I'm like I wanna be a music engineer. So he's like hold on and he makes a phone call on his Blackberry. So I'm standing there shaking, thinking I'm literally gonna pass out and 3 guys, one with a camera, come rolling up by us. So Ryan's like CHATTING with me asking me about my job, how long I've worked there and what's my schedule, etc. And I'm like when are we gonna get an album. He's like the fans have to demand it. So demand! aka me. So one guy, later known as Evan Rogers, hands me a book, which is about Ryan Leslie so right there I'm about 2 die. Then he takes my number and email so that I can come to the studio. So I pull out my phone, like so what I'm at work who gives a shit, fire me, ummm Ryan Leslie. So we exchange info and he makes his purchases. And as he leaves he gives me ANOTHER handshake like omg. So I'm behind my register jumping like a girl about 2 pee on myself. I don't care, there can be a line a mile long I just met Ryan Leslie. My coworkers calling me a groupie... umm kiss my ass, yup, I'm a groupie, a groupie who has Ryan Leslie's number. So best believe I emailed the next day and Evan emailed back that night asking about my experience and credentials...which are slim. But omg I really really want to be down. Like I have followed, worshiped, stalked whatever u wanna call it for ever.. Like what a dream come true it would be. I hope and pray. So with that I'm gonna leave u with the link to his debut album that was shelved for what reason idk cuz it's frikkin amazing. It was supposed to come out in 2005 and it's called Just Right. It's hot.



http://www.zshare.net/download/33601585a98cc8/

http://www.ryanleslie.com/
http://www.ns4life.com/
http://www.nextselection.net/
http://myspace.com/ryanleslie